Monthly Archives: March 2011

Why Barnaby Cannot Rejoyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

I’ve got an accountancy degree. I’ve swotted up the GFC. Learned all about bank guarantees. So why won’t the media let me be? And Tony should be glad to see I’m out there on a speaking spree. Instead he’s started … Continue reading →

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Barnaby Cannot Rejoyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Julie’s nice, she’s coaching me In politics from A to Zee She is Tony’s Deputy He told her “Help our Barnaby”. I’ve a degree in accountancy So I understand about LSD. That used to be our currency Now cents are … Continue reading →

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Barnaby’s Choice – Apologies to Hobson!

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Barnaby, Oh Barnaby, What is it you’re gunnabe In our Shadow Ministry? Asks Tony who is Coalition One I.C. I’m giving you the choice to be Whatever it is you wannabe When we run Oz eventually. How about diplomacy?. You’d … Continue reading →

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Family Values? From Tony Abbott?

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Isn’t it curious that throughout this furious debate about daughters who ought to beware of a fate worse than death no one’s thought to mention or brought to attention the Abbott’s agenda as Virtue’s defender isn’t paternal affection in giving … Continue reading →

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Rinascimento Coalitiono – Coalition Revival

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

The Coalition is resurging Now Tony’s out there urging Young women to stop merging “With anyone like me!” Yes, Coalition hopes are surging With the Manly member urging “Australians all, come surfing. You’ll all be Right, you’ll see!” With Coalition … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott Says Virginity’s A Gift

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Such fatuity and stupidity saying virginity’s a gratuity or gift. Doncher know once it’s lost by promiscuity that’s it for perpetuity! And – you’ll – go – to – Hell! You Jezebel! Upgraded 09/09/11 for Cafe Whispers. after discussion about … Continue reading →

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Sexual Political Conundra Downunder

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Sexual Politics Downunder Can be a nine day wonder Even Larvatus Prodeo Holds a raunchy rodeo. Rudd seems robotic. While Abbott’s quixotic. Julia say’s HECS Matters far more than sex. There’s hundreds of pollies. How do they get their jollies? … Continue reading →

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Right Rich Mal (Apologies to William Carlos Williams)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Never not green but holds olive branch comes right rich Mal again

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An Aussie Lad (Apologies to A.E.H)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

From Mal to Tony the pref’rence turns, The Libs have made it plain, Afar and wide their hope returns, Ambitions burn again. Look left, look right, the future’s bright, As if no poll there’d been. Tony will win the day … Continue reading →

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Advice to Kevin to heed the Newspoll! (With apologies to R.H.)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may ‘Cos Tony’s out there trying And these good polls you have today Tomorrow may be diving.

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