Monthly Archives: March 2011

The Bounds of Friendship (Apologies to S&G)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

G’day, Tony, my old mate It’s good we’ve got this time though late An hour away from cameras shooting Cheering crowds and lefties hooting Feeling safe with no one to debate About my fate Which once was such a jumble. … Continue reading →

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Barnaby is the Real Deal!

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Abbott’s says he’s not for turning Not while Barnaby is burning To put this country straight. No one else can do the Finance And not because there is a romance ‘Twixt these St Ignatius graduates. Barnaby is not irrational He … Continue reading →

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Abbott Threatened By Gays?

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

A journalist lacking discretion, Betrayer of Abbott’s confession, The poisonous dwarf Has had to run off To hide from the Mad Monk’s aggression.

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Message from Oz to Boat People

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

You’re welcome in Australia, Land of the young and free, We offer hands of friendship Unless you come by sea. We know your stories one and all. Widow, orphan, soldier amputee, However did you get this far Beyond the Arafura … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott’s ‘Leader’s Call.’

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

In France ‘droit de seigneur’ Is understood by one and all. Here Tony Abbott would prefer To translate it as ‘the leader’s call’. Of course he would prefer The team to back him to a man And automatically defer No … Continue reading →

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Abbott Misfires – Arson Charge? – In My Dreams! .

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott’s famous trial Created headlines mile on mile, His guilt it seems writ large, Cos arson was the charge. He’d set Waringah all aflame So he’d achieve much wide acclaim In fighting back the fire till it was dead. … Continue reading →

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Germaine Rules! Okay?

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

You should all be furious How we the wives Feature in the lives Of many Aussie pollies! Aren’t any of you curious To know if we have pined While out sight and out of mind As they enjoy their funded … Continue reading →

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Barnaby Joyce – National Hero

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

St George is under threat of indundation. Isn’t that where is Barnaby is stationed? Will there be a headline story Covering the Senator in glory? As he too becomes an action man Following Tony’s brilliant plan. Surely there’s a dam … Continue reading →

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More Verses for the Song of Joyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

So lefties all let us rejoice! For they have Barnaby! He’s out there now with charts to show How one and one make three. Queensland has given such a gift, A talent rich and rare. No need to rage, at … Continue reading →

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ALP’s song of Joyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

So lefties all let us rejoice For they have Barnaby. He’s out there now with charts to show How one and one make three. Queensland has given such a gift A talent rich and rare, No need to rage, at … Continue reading →

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