Monthly Archives: March 2011

Malcolm Is At Last Amused

No more disgrace or polls and party fights. Ne’er again will I beweep my outcast state. I still have the private power of money’s might, As Lucy said to comfort me,  sweet mate. See Tony now,  who once was rich … Continue reading

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Australian Idol

Ladies of the Left don’t like it When Tony talks on tele Looking bronzed and very fit. They say it makes them shudder And his policies are sh-t. Methinks they do protest too much As they deride his body bare. … Continue reading

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Asylum Seekers in Our Shopping Centres!

“They’re here!” the headlines shout. And we are too, me with my kids. So what’s all this fuss about? I look at them, they’re just like us, Except perhaps for headscarves. They’ve got no car, they came by bus. Their … Continue reading

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National Times Promotes Abbott, Biker

As well as a cyclist Our Abbott’s a revivalist And all along this route He’s revving up his image With every photo shoot. I really don’t like lycra Fluro green just makes me puke This election is for PM not … Continue reading

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On Your Bike, Tony!

Tony Abbott, revivalist, And revisionist to boot, Is revving up the Liberals With every photo shoot. I really don’t like lycra. Fluro green just makes me puke. The election is for PM not a biker. Margie! Time to press that … Continue reading

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Newspoll Has Tony Abbott in a Hole

Of course we must discount this latest poll Showing Tony Abbott in a hole. His PR team need not despair, Nor weep and wail and tear their hair. The public are confused you see, They’re just the same as you … Continue reading

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Does The Manly Member Train Too Much?

In the garden, with my gnomes, Tony fills my head with pomes. Digging in this soil so stoney Somehow I have thoughts of only That marvellous show pony Our Coalition leader, Tony. Howard we know is his great crony. As … Continue reading

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The Greens – Girly-Men? Never!

Why, we all know the Greens. They’re so often seen Wearing blue jeans And eating their beans And sometimes sardines With their raw cuisine In simple canteens Set in a natural scene Which have outdoor latrines. Our television screens Show … Continue reading

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Tony’s Desert Song of Lament To The Media!

What about me It isn’t fair Rudd’s had enough Of the media glare Now I want my share Can’t you see I wanna be Where he is now But I’m stuck out here Without my gear Not a camera near … Continue reading

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Tony’s Response to Rudd’s Health Policy Launch

What about me? It isn’t fair! Rudd’s had enough Of the media glare. Now I want my share Can’t you see I wanna be Where he is now? But I’m stuck out here Without my gear With my biggest fear … Continue reading

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