Monthly Archives: March 2011

Come on! Tony’s No Phony! Is He?

Surely not deflowered Just because Mr. Howard Once made a great favourite of him? This man was unfrocked But should not be mocked For he has confessed to his sin. Like other abbotts He’s got bad habits To which he … Continue reading

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How low does Joe have to go?

When will polls get so low They can deal a death blow To this lumbering dumbo? Look, his budget address Really failed to impress As he tried to suppress Poor economic prowess. Even dour Andrew Robb An old hand with … Continue reading

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Where is Abbott’s Confessor, Anyway?

Mr. Tony Abbott’s confessor Must surely advise That telling these lies Makes him a serial transgressor. Shouldn’t he counsel how sinister, Is this worldly goal? It’s risking his soul, Striving to be Prime Minister. Please intervene, Monsignor Pell. Appoint him … Continue reading

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Entitlement – Mrs, Miss or Ms?

Why do people get in such a tizz When I ask to be addressed as Ms? Use of the term in conversation Made sense before emancipation. No hint of sexual revolution In trying to avoid confusion And the considerable distress … Continue reading

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Abbott’s Budgie Speech

We know well this politician, Our leader of the Opposition. His zeal is jesuitical. His style is casuistical. He’ll rise to expectations With the usual accusations Of taxes and extortion For nationwide abortion, Accusing Rudd of usury, Corruption of our … Continue reading

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Oh Yea of Little Faith!

Tony Abbott knows he’s right! Science and historical research Will not convince him, despite The climate data you all cite! From studies of the ancient church Reading holy scriptures In writings and in pictures He’s seen those images of Roman … Continue reading

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Taxing Times

Admit One ticket says it all,  donated by George of http://www.flickr.com/photos As I watched Lateline last night A big fat man gave me a fright. His name they said was Palmer, Claimed he’ll be our PM’s karma. Say’s he’s got … Continue reading

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Pronouncing Judgement. What’s In A Name?

Before I joined this conversation I had to check pronunciation Of the comedienne Catherine’s name. No one seems to say it quite the same. I always thought it rhymed with brainy. That’s apt and fits her image – zany. Neil … Continue reading

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Special Deal Requested for Special State

Postcard to Mr. Ken Henry From West Australian Citizenry: Please tell them in the ACT – We carried you through the GFC. We’re sick of all this spending spree, Using over there our GST. So Sunday please make sure there’ll … Continue reading

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Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense!

So Malcolm Turnbull has decided to rejoin the dance. Tony Abbott as leader now is not so well ensconced. He’s seen as too mercurial for more than just the nonce. Does he regret describing Mal in terms of excellence? And … Continue reading

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