Monthly Archives: March 2011

“Let Tony Talk!”

We want to hear this man Not just see him on his bike Or watch his angry walk. Please just let him have that mike. Then he can tell us what he feels About our boys in Afghanistan. Is he … Continue reading

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Special Treatment For A Special State?

Message to Government and the ALP From the West Australian Citizenry. It was our glorious mining industry Which saved Australia from the GFC. That’s why this new tax, the RSPT, Levied on our own home grown company Owned by generous … Continue reading

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An ‘Inside-Out’ View Of Things

I am told by the Insiders, On the national news provider, That Labor’s brand’s been trashed. Their electoral hopes are dashed. That’s what they say the papers say. I wonder if it really is that way? They didn’t say the … Continue reading

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A Broadcasting Legend

I’m informally told by Mr. David Marr There is nothing at all bizarre In last night’s conduct of Kerry O’Brien Which was typical of an aging lion. It should be seen as a last and mighty roar Before death arrives … Continue reading

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Kevin the Terrible of Australia

This man has sinned. He is undone because found out. Men everywhere complain. His crimes are broadcast far and wide. He is unfit for public office. He was once seen in a night club. He has berated an air hostess. … Continue reading

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Musings of a political hack.

I sense an election coming on Or do I mean erection? No, that recalls A long ago affection Ruined by a Casual connection Resulting in An STD infection, Followed by Inevitable rejection. No, these days All of my reflections Are … Continue reading

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The Abbott Confers With His Bishop

“We must help the miners, Land Labor some shiners.” Julie grimaces, “Eeeuw! The CFMEU?” “No, their directors on boards! If they get fewer rewards With this new profits tax They’ll stop our kick-backs. It’s affecting their health These threats to … Continue reading

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Et tu, LP?

Poor Kevin Rudd They’re out for his blood. Whatever he does There’s always a buzz To find the right spin His plans to unpin. If he changes tack They’re soon on his back. Turn the other cheek? That makes him … Continue reading

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Maintaining Rage

Malcom Fraser – Once you were “Kerr’s cur” And still are so for me, Notorious In Australian history For destroying Our democracy. Softer now and Old and grey, Elder statesman, All that evil Gone away? Still you represent For me … Continue reading

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Julie Bishop – Special Envoy to the Middle East

Julie Bishop seems born to be A latter day Mata Hari. She’s in the wrong vocation In that Canberra location. Just look at those eyes. Someone should advise Her to don the burqa, Become an undercover worker. If she were … Continue reading

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