Monthly Archives: March 2011

Re-Actionary Man’s Plan

For Australians worried about rabies, Caused they think by too much immigration, Abbott says the answer is more babies, Born in Oz to boost our population. Businessmen should not fret they are not skilled. That’s solved with a clever innovation, … Continue reading

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Action Man Or Poster Boy?

Tony says it’s ‘cos she’s a girl The voters prefer Julia. Another insult he can hurl, Though from him it is peculiar. Is she exploiting ‘feminine’ With batting eyelids, female curves? Who’s playing archetype ‘masculine’ Flexing muscles for all to … Continue reading

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Thanks for the Memory, Pauline!

. ‘Hanson is as Hanson does’ Do you recall who Hanson was? Red head, leader of One Nation, And how her ‘assassination’ Was wrought by Abbott’s dirty tricks, Acting for ‘Honest Politics!’ How his career was furthered, She imprisoned, not … Continue reading

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PJK was so young and handsome!

Just back from dinner With Bill Shorten. Made me regret My days of courtin’ Were long gone. Whereupon I thought about Old PJK! I have to say That in my day He was okay. He loved Anita. No one sweeter About … Continue reading

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Coalition Campaign Tactics

Coalition Electioneering So far is Tony Abbott jeering. Peter Costello’s done some sneering. Somehow they think that’s all endearing, Pulling all those swinging voters in As they complain about Labor’s spin. If that’s their strategy to win Polling must be … Continue reading

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Picking Winners With Octopussy, An Octopode.

Thank you Philip, and you as well, Lenore, With the SMH you two have now gone Where none in Oz has dared to go before, Reviving the spirit of the long dead, Cassandra. You have now chosen to reincarnate The … Continue reading

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Work Choices Dead?

Have those dreadful laws Truly been cremated? Abbott,  to applause, Very clearly stated On Election Eve This Act so hated, We must indeed believe, Is now just ashes. Howard has their urn. Does it comfort him, Promising return Of other … Continue reading

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Does It Have To Be A Dirty Campaign?

Of course the campaign will be dirty. Ask any candidate over thirty. Go in for insults! Do some inciting! Whatever it takes,  make sure it’s exciting! Without muck raking and scandal and spin They can’t get it up.     And they … Continue reading

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Welsh Strains.

Our PM states she has no religion;. None at all, no, not even a smidgen Of faith in a God or some afterlife. Perhaps because she has seen the strife So often caused by strong belief Which leads to warfare, … Continue reading

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Who is Julia?

. Who is Julia? What is she That press around her cluster? Loyal, fair, and wise was she; Made even Kevin trust her And let her so admired be. Is she kind and is she fair? These boats require her … Continue reading

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