Monthly Archives: March 2011

School Standards?

Tony Abbott says, “At my school You weren’t allowed to play the fool. Pass mark was one hundred per cent. Less than that and away you went Back home to do more revision, Waiting there for that decision Allowing you … Continue reading

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Dear John

I thought you understood Our marriage was no good. Much better if you would Just go and I won’t yell. Please go, you can’t come in. This time you cannot win. Just take it on the chin. Stop pushing on … Continue reading

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Aussie Rules On ‘Yes’ And ‘No’

Tony Abbott says he’s not clear About how to act if he should hear A woman in the private sphere Say,  “No!  Go away!  Just disappear!” He doesn’t know the way to go, Hearing that as an eager beau? Gee!  … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Policy Making Machine!

How else to break monotony With only thoughts for company? Wheels whirl out ideas for me. They roll out in a litany. How can we win a lot more votes? Keep a count on asylum boats! That’ll get lots of … Continue reading

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“Insiders” At It Again!

We’re told by press ‘Insiders’ From all the news providers That the Labor brand’s been trashed. Their electoral hopes are dashed. That’s what all the papers say. Can it really be that way? Has our banking system failed? Our economy … Continue reading

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Reflections Of Alexander Downer

Mirror, mirror, here on the wall, Who is the finest of us all? Kevin Rudd is really awful! Look, he claims it is unlawful To tell our media the truth. Think!   When you’re in the polling booth Do you want … Continue reading

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Larvatus Prodeo Asked Bloggers Why John Howard aka Dracula Was Absent From The Campaign

Do not look here for Dracula He will not come by day again. He’s anointed our new ruler Whom he knows well will give us pain. Abbott, his political love child, He’s announced as his final choice, Despite DNA claims … Continue reading

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Why Not Talk of Alexander?

These tales of Alexander The ALP should seize, Take him to court for slander With other lies like these. Show that for filthy rumors There’s none that can compare With the spiteful bitchy humor He delivers with a sneer. Let’s … Continue reading

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My Question to Gary Gray About How The West Was Lost

What would It really have cost For shareholders to forgo Some profit, feel some small loss, That less fortunate might know More comfort in later years? What gain to you, little man, Playing double agent here, Betraying trust and Rudd’s … Continue reading

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Julia, Hard Head, But Not Heart Dead.

A party political hard head Is not necessarily heart dead, As Julia today has clearly shown, Squashing rumors from sources unknown. She’s forthright, strong and no fibber, Stand-out model for any Libber. Trace her career; and right from the start … Continue reading

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