Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-deay
We had Somlyay today!

Once loyal Liberal he
Got really very mad,  you see.
They’ve gave his job to Entch.
He came looking for revenge.
He promised on his word,
As all Australia heard,
On TV,  not through a leaker,
He’d deputise the Speaker.

Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-de-ay!
Then he had an awful day!

He called to let us know that he
Had been put through the third degree.
He was very clearly told
If he was keen on growing old
By every mate and crony
Of that rotten bully Tony,
“Just forget the Speaker scheme,
Get back and suffer with the team!”

Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-deay
Julia’s had a lovely day!