Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-de-ay!
I’m Alex Somlyay!
A true Liberal you see!
Look how they treated me!
They gave my job to Entch!
I wanted my revenge!
I promised on my word,
As all Australia heard,
I’d deputise the Speaker.
I’m no attention seeker.

Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-de-ay!
I’ve had a rotten day.

The whole world’s phoning me.
I’ve had the third degree.
I’ve been very clearly told
If I’m keen on growing old
By every mate and crony
Of that rotten bully Tony
To forget the Speaker scheme.
Come back and suffer with the team.

Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-de-ay!
Goodbye to all that lovely pay!