Tony Abbott’s priorities
Show him a man of excellence.
He promises austerities,
An office of due diligence
So Treasury authorities
Display no more incompetence.

He’s making no apologies
For asking hypervigilance.
In laying out new boundaries.
These levels of intelligence
Required of Oz bureaucracies
Do not incur yet more expense.

No internet technologies,
Nor use of video conference.
Such words he says are blasphemies.
Simple tax receipts with statements
Of expenditure from Aussies
Are all we need for governance.

COMMENTS:

jane, 12/08/10, Patricia, poet laureate of Cafe Whispers.

Miglo, 12/08/10, Good one Patricia. You continue to amaze me.

Dr. Harvey M Tarvydas, 13/08/10, @PatriciaWA – you little poet you – this is bloody OK