Tony Abbott says, “At my school
You weren’t allowed to play the fool.
Pass mark was one hundred per cent.
Less than that and away you went
Back home to do more revision,
Waiting there for that decision
Allowing you back in again.”
We get it Tony, don’t explain.

Perhaps that’s now the reason why
His standards are so very high.
In my own school, for girls, it’s true,
You passed exams so long as you
Made sure of fifty-one percent.
But you can see what Tony meant.
Success rate ninety seven per cent
On the BER report card
Means Fail for Julia Gillard!