For Australians worried about rabies,
Caused they think by too much immigration,
Abbott says the answer is more babies,
Born in Oz to boost our population.

Businessmen should not fret they are not skilled.
That’s solved with a clever innovation,
About which he and Margie are both thrilled –
Very Early Childhood Education!

This is no clever ploy to get more votes.
It will end waste, train boys for vocations,
Provide the manpower to stop those boats!
That’s Abbott’s plan – he’ll end transportation!