Seeing Tone in his wet suit
Makes me think of King Canute.
He’s every inch a leader!
Family man, a good breeder,
Yeah a guy of many parts!
Ace at racing billycarts,
He’ll speak at any forum.
Goes for hours, doesn’t bore ‘em.
Who wants Julia’s debates
On dumb things like interest rates?
Now this new idea – THE PHONE!
That’s Tone – C.I.C. War Zone!’
‘Course he’ll turn around those boats!
And by God!  We’ll get those votes!