However Liberals tell the tale, with whatever a nuance,
Their knives of treachery still killed their last and only chance.
So Malcolm Turnbull’s leaving now, tired of the dance.
See how they rush to praise him as a man of excellence.
Lean and hungry Abbott, new leader well ensconced,
Graciously describes him as a man of the Renaissance.
Malcolm says his ‘au revoir’ and waves with nonchalance.
‘Noblesse oblige’ personified! ‘Honi soit qui mal y pense.’