Why shouldn’t Julia have behaved like a man?
Why should her win have been thoroughly square,
The first of its kind, historically fair?
Must she win our approval and get a back pat?
Should our PM be a woman like that?
Why shouldn’t she do what all the blokes do
And show that she knows how to use her head?
Why must she behave like mothers used to,
Why weep ‘cos she’s more like her father instead?
Why not simply be glad it’s not just her hair that is red.