Perhaps it isn’t so surprising
When Julia Gillard’s stocks are rising,
That Abbott, whom we always thought was mad,
In case election loss leaves him and others sad,
Is doing everything he knows is possible
To make sure there is a place in hospital
For anyone and everyone who’s blue.
Why them?   Not those of any other hue?
Of course not!   Only that group will need a bed.
The cheerful ones will all be red.