We know well this politician,
Our leader of the Opposition.
His zeal is jesuitical.
His style is casuistical.
He’ll rise to expectations
With the usual accusations
Of taxes and extortion
For nationwide abortion,
Accusing Rudd of usury,
Corruption of our Treasury,
Even the RBA of bias
Though pretending to be pious.
Such is his ambition
For universal recognition
And electoral majority
I have it on authority
He’ll use this vital budget speech
To finally his budgies breach
In talk of national savings.
Then he’ll start his ravings,
Exposing himself in all his glory,
Bare arsed and rampant! True blue Tory!