We want to hear this man
Not just see him on his bike
Or watch his angry walk.
Please just let him have that mike.
Then he can tell us what he feels
About our boys in Afghanistan.
Is he still as much a hawk?
And what about the Telstra deals
The government’s done?
Perhaps he really wouldn’t like
To admit that there they won.
And China signing up for years
To buy our minerals and ore?
Twiggy hand in hand with Rudd,
Didn’t that make him feel sore
To watch the man he calls a dud
And hear his fluent Mandarin,
So confident, not a sign of tears
Or upset about this latest poll?
Does he think he still can win?
We all need help to solve the puzzle
Of why Rudd’s still PM preferred.
Bronzed Aussie often on a surfing roll
Still running second to the nerd?
Come on, Tony, talk to us. Take off the muzzle!