Leadership! Leadership!
Where are the whips?
Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips!
It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal!
She’s done a wonderful job
Shucking off Brendan
And Tony and snooty snob Mal!
But what about Joe?
Not sloppy Joe, no we can’t have him!
Let’s go for Julie,
She’s snake-eyed and slim!
And a woman is better to clean up this mess.
The man we’ll choose after is anyone’s guess.