The Coalition is resurging
Now Tony’s out there urging
Young women to stop merging
“With anyone like me!”

Yes, Coalition hopes are surging
With the Manly member urging
“Australians all, come surfing.
You’ll all be Right, you’ll see!”

With Coalition plans converging
Big business cash is splurging
These new policies emerging
Appeal enormously.

Yes, Coalition is resurging
Supreme with no diverging
Now they’ve done their purging
Of Malcolm’s heresy