Ingenious and ingenuous
With policies most tenuous
Abbott may be strenuous
But is he really strong?

Rudd has heard the gong.
Out he comes gloves on.
Verbiage flies to left and right
What a lovely bloody fight!

Both men give it all their might
And as we say their main.
Tony, was it really worth the pain?
Since Kevin’s won and long will Rein.