Everyone knows how Disraeli the Tory
Stole from Gladstone the Glory.
Abbott the Monk, with his Oxon degree,
Knowing this hist’ry, chuckled with glee.
“I’ll do the same thing downunder,’ said he.
‘I’ll pinch Labor policy ‘n there won’t be a fee.’
But Kevin was watching and waiting, you see,
As Tony left planning for a dip in the sea.
Our Liberal hero on his surfboard arose,
He did look so Manly, and mighty his pose.
That’s when the Labor lout pinched all his clothes!

derrida derider,     11/01/10,    Patricia’s effort @7 gets my vote. Especially the obscure reference to a Victorian political cartoon.