St George is under threat of indundation.
Isn’t that where is Barnaby is stationed?
Will there be a headline story
Covering the Senator in glory?
As he too becomes an action man
Following Tony’s brilliant plan.
Surely there’s a dam about to burst
Where we can see a truly National first
As a pollie pulls his finger out
And holds it where a leak has sprout.
I can see the story blazoned there,
The answer to his party’s prayer.
“Hail the local hero, Barnaby Joyce!”
Done without the need to raise his voice.