Abbott’s says he’s not for turning
Not while Barnaby is burning
To put this country straight.
No one else can do the Finance
And not because there is a romance
‘Twixt these St Ignatius graduates.

Barnaby is not irrational
He is the very best of Nationals
And no one’s little mate.
The Coalition resurrection
Owes everything to his selection.
He’s making hay of Climategate.

The media love our Barnaby
He’s the man who’s gunnabe
The answer to this country’s fate.
He’ll be Treasurer one day for sure
‘N make Australia’s reputation pure.
No debt instalment ever repaid late.

Yes, Peter Garrett’s batts are burning
The punters all our way are turning.
And Rudd’s too scared to set the election date.